Daily Countdown 06/17/00
Transcript
"Good afternoon, this is Kyler Alpino with your Daily Countdown, Weekend Edition.
"I am filling in for Holden today, you will hear why in a moment, but first we are thanking the winners of the theme song contest, that is what you just heard, a band called Natural 20. Congratulations. If you like it, you can hear more at infinico.cp/Natural20.
"K, here we go, #3. My good pal Holden Mitchell was given a temporary suspension - aka a vacation, lucky bastard - er, uh, lucky guy - so he's given a suspension for a story he reported on yesterday, Friday the 16th, during his regular program, the Daily Countdown. In the program he mentioned a B&B festival occuring partially within Infinico territory, which the Bureau deemed in violation of No News is Good News laws. Mitchell will return to Daily Countdown on Tuesday.
"Before anyone asks, we got permission to run this information, so no vacation for me. Whatyougoingtodo.
"#2. Number 2, number 2, how does he say these. Oh yes, nuuuuumber 2. That is my Holden Mitchell impression. Coded signals heading to eGuide matching Vid-Max protocols were intercepted last evening, and officials have now confirmed that the transmissions come from two separate sources, one located in Idylla and the other in Actoria. No information has been released as to the nature or content of these transmissions, but we will of course keep you updated.
"And #1. Vid-Max has officially confirmed its endorsement of Cyclone, Inc.'s secession from YOYO. Citing their environmental struggles, Vid-Max officials including the young Network Head Raj du Bois expressed anger toward the Bureau and other Networks, YOYO and B&B in particular, for failing to provide continued aid."
DU BOIS: "We understand completely Cyclone's grievances and intend to support them in their rightful secession from YOYO, whether they receive the Bureau's say-so or not."
"That was Raj du Bois. Experts say the Network to keep an eye on in this conflict is in fact TrentWatch, whose support will certainly be solicited thanks to their anti-Bureau slant.
"And as always here in Infinico, No News is Good News. Thanks for listening, and join us again on Monday for your Daily Countdown. I'm Kyler Alpino filling in for Holden Mitchell, wishing you a pleasant weekend."
